Are you a Titan?
Anonymous

sometimes

 
how does your hair work

head and shoulders conditioner/shampoo

 
I've had a pretty bad day, can you please do something to cheer me up?
Anonymous

well everyone has bad days right? and if you had a bad day then dont let that get you down! after all even the great and mighty jean has bad days sometimes! if you had a bad day today just make sure tonight you get a lot of sleep or you know treat yourself to some nice sexual thoughts as you try to sleep

and since you had a bad day today that should mean the next day you should try and have even a better one! dont let anyone get you down, if the girl of your dreams turns you down go out with your friends and make up for it! treat yourself to your favorite food, try and find a fun show to watch, just because one day was a bump in the road doesnt mean youve gotta be down for the rest of it!

or something like that yeah…

(i tried to put it like jean would but i failed but then again jean would fail too)

 
jean its okay you'll always have marco via motivational flashbacks

it would be nice to just have motivation in the present

 
sup buddy! how are you faring over there? --this is marco from heaven
Anonymous

id be faring a bit better if i had my best friend back

 
aah man marco wasnt half bad man dont u agree
Anonymous

(I MEANT T O GET A JEAN REACTIO N BUT)

 
Please revive Marco with your perfection Jean! You can do it! ;_;
Anonymous

IM TRIYNG

 
i did your neck thing to try and scare my dad and he just shook his head in silent disappointment. i must have done it wrong :(
Anonymous

no no that means you did it perfectly

 
what if gingerbread men see us as the titans. think about that jean.
Anonymous

well at least we cook gingerbread men first

 
hey is your friend free i think his names something like... marc? marky? is he free
Anonymous

hes free from….suffering (trying to sound deep but cant)